After General Conference today, Lucy wrote a one-act play. There was a part for each of us, so after dinner we performed it to thunderous (imagined) applause. Here's the work in its entirety:
Peter and the magic dog
narrator;Young Peter wanted a
dog.VERY MUCH!!!!
Peter;MOM!!!!!!!Can we get a dog?!
Mom;NO!!!! Thats the hunddreth time
you,ve asked me!!!We need as much money as we can!!!!!!!
Narrator;As you can see,they
argued.But one lucky day, Peter saw a dog.
Peter: WOW! A dog.
Narrator: The dog was a Greyhound.
It followed Peter home.
Peter: Mom! I found a dog!
Mom: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Dog: I don't like the shouting
woman. She's loud.
Narrator: The next day, Peter's Mom
let Peter keep the dog He named her Nashta. Nashta showed
extraordinary powers. Whatever she bit turned to gold, she had laser
vision, and could transform into mammals. COOL! But one night...
Peter: What was that? It's Nashta
growling! The house is being robbed!
Nashta: These men are bad! (Turns
into a tiger).
Burgler 1: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Burgler 2: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Narrator: Nashta threw the burglers
out the window and they never came back again!
THE END
1 comment:
This is the best thing I've ever read. No lie.
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