Another Mad Lib, as long as we're on a run of posting. This one was penned on the way home from a temple trip with all the kids, we thought it had some particularly fine turns of phrase:
THINGS TO DO THIS WEEKEND
FILM
Fitzmonster Theaters offers a slimy program of foreign signs never before seen in American rips. The first film to be shown will be Henry and the Oatmeal. This is the wiry love story of a man and his whoopee cushion. It will be shown mostly until the end of the paper.
STAGE
Appearing in our clueless theater for the next three pants is Dad, that very stingy star of stage, screen, and spark. He will be appearing with our muffled repertory company in nightly performances of William Shakespeare's forceful comedy, A Midsummer Night's Toot. Tickets can be purchased now at the ozone office by telephone, fax, or prickly card.
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